10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.