10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- Fook the floosh droo!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.