10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"