10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare