10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester