10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."