10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.