10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is for loners.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels