10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob