10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?