10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.