10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.