10 Random Poker Quotes

never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
im going to 2 out you to death
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
"you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown