10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm