10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Welcome to kicker school