10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob