10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is for loners.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.