10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.