10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• You have to piss with the dick you have