10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- You have to piss with the dick you have