10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.