10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."