10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.