10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!