10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.