10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.