10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.