10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris