10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• It's Free To Fold...
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.