10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- It's Free To Fold...
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.