10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.