10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "No river, no fish."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.