10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.