10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "No river, no fish."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986