10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo