10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd