10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.