10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is for loners.