10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.