10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "No river, no fish."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.