10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)