10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "No river, no fish."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."