10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)