10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.