10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.