10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"