10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]