10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-