10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22