10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."